http://www.obtampons.ca/apology
Rats... can't get MINE to upload to YouTube... but what you do is type in your first name and wait about 30 seconds or so... hilarious... Do that before viewing this YouTube.... ok? HAhaaaa...
I asked m'pal who posted this - and whose ship has also sailed regarding using this item ... she didn't know either just thought this was fun and that we needed to be apologized for whatever anyway.... anyway, yes, after googling ... it seems the tampons went away - and so they're apologizing... I never...
I dunno.... got up early - the sun was trying to come up. I remember lying there thinking that it can't be morning, it's too dark. Picked up my phone and it was 6:08am! I thought I'd lie there until I saw the sun come through my window. I like that. And then I woke up at 8 something or other.
I just hate doing that.... sluggish and yucked out all day. Drank coffee and fed the cats... and sliced some almond raspberry coffee cake and decided to watch the news and it's full of Oscar dresses. that's fine...
oh, good gawd almighty... I'm watching the evening news and there's Rick Sanatorium... good googly wooglies... where was I... oh, getting up. well? I had all sorts of plans but I just put a few things away and got my tax stuff all together.
Measured my memory foam mattress ... went out to Homer and measured him... nope, aint' gonna work. I was hoping it would ... I mean I could certainly put that mattress in but I'd be without my back seat and... nah... I'll just continue to use my air mattress. It's a self inflatable whammo bammo one. If I'm camped somewhere for a while, I like to deflate it and have that large area to ... well? hmmm - it just feels good... yeah
I like space. I don't like being all cramped up. That's the only thing bad as I've said about Homer is the inability to stand up. Hard getting dressed - that's why I like to wear very loose fitting clothes with elastic at the waist.... it's still an exercise in inchwormness...
BUT ... I like my jeans --- it is always .. always something.
I went into my room and pondered. Pondering is fine if you're not reeeal lazy because my bed is very comfortable and very inviting ...
So, decided to get some of my little g'baby's Annie's animal cookies... they're the good for you kind of junk food. I also had gotten her some little boxes of organic Horizon vanilla milk. That would perk me right up...
I am almost 69 and I know that eating carbs does the opposite of imparting energy. Why do you reckon I thought that eating said milk and cookies would give me energy? I mean this sincerely when I say that I absolutely wear myself out.
All the stuff I'm going to have to do to get this house and especially my room ready for me to leave.... Homer's cool... he and I could be gone in the morning... but taxes and kids and grownup stuff gets in the way...
It's so funny ... my son just turned 27 the 23rd and he's really getting a dose of grownup stuff. He doesn't like it. It makes me tired for him.
That's why I need to take my tired ass out of this grownup growing place ... well? we always have Joe to hold down the growing up stuff... hahaa ... but still...
I am sooooo ready to get to some water where I can wake up and see the sun rising to greet me --- birds flying by over the water or sitting on limbs - or walking ... I love to watch birds walk... pretty funny --- necks bopping and those eyes!
Be a while until I can see my dolphins... I'll probably see sea lions before dolphins... but omg -- the San Diego Zoo and Sea World there is just .... the last time I was there .... they were dragging me out the gate... no no! I won't go! ... I was at the dolphin petting tank... the attendant said to lean over and hit on the side .... I leaned over and hit the side and WHOOOSH a dolphin came up! RIGHT ON MY SHOULDER!!!!
I hugged it's little -- HAHa big ol neck !!! I'm telling you --- I was in hog heaven! ohmygod... he felt like a water balloon with the most gracious eyes... moved his head up and down and smiled at me... oh, man... oh, man....
If I had known such stuff existed --- some career other than wife, mother, teacher, nurse .... a dolphin trainer?? work with animals??? oh, man...
Well, back to me and here... and said eating...
If I don't leave soon -- I'm truly not going to be able to fit in Homer... wonder if seatbelts ---- hate seatbelts --- can be enlarged... Hahaaa... no, it's not really Hahaa.... I'm quite pathetic.
I've always wondered what life would be like to be a marine biologist. I guess I'll never know in this life.
ReplyDeleteme either... I even offered to sell popcorn, sweep cages --- whatever when I was in San Diego -- the manager type guy asked to look at the various vendors and janitorial type people.
ReplyDeleteHe said those people have masters in .. can't remember the degree .. waiting for the opportunity.
So, I took my highschool education and went back to being a secretary... HAhaaa
Maybe our next lives, Gypsy... ;)
I had a hard time dragging myself out of bed this morning too. My clock rings at 6:30 AM but it took me a good 15 minutes to drag myself out of bed. Must have caught it from you Carolyn.
ReplyDeleteI was up ripping wallpaper from the bathroom till late last night. There are a few stubborn spot that the paper will come out in tiny pieces but mostly it came out nicely. I still have part a wall to do.
You would have made an excellent zoologist masters degrees or not.
I'm getting later and later. I just finished doing some online banking paying bills and writing checks for the farm business and posting a few comments on blogger and it's passed midnight.
To bed I go. I hope that you have a good sleep and me too. Hugs. JB
whew… glad to see ya, Julia… thought you might be sick. … the difference is you have a reason to get outta bed - that helps.
ReplyDeleteMy only motivation is to go to the bathroom! … sigh
Wow you and Gypsy … with y'all's remodeling … you both wear me out. Gypsy is a member of my Women Go Solo travel group. She has traveled all over the place and finally settled down a bit … I say a bit! And she and you both are tackling stuff I need to tackle… but I just want to go play… pitiful
Well? I know one thing… I love animals with or without formal training and especially marine animals. I could have picked up what to do reeeeal quick. I would have stayed up night and day until I learned… just wish I had known such stuff existed!
I do all my banking online too … everything is just taken out automatically. I don't even mess with anything other than checking to see if there's enough money to pay the bills!
I hope you get rest… seriously! I do too little and you do too much… maybe if they put us in a bag and shook us up… I could give you some fat for your bones and you could give me some want to's …. HAhaaaa
g'night ;)